Hi, and thank you for taking a few seconds out of your day to read this. I haven’t posted any new letters the past couple of days, for various reasons, but I promise to write a new letter for tomorrow. Be sure to email me any letters that you would like to write to have published at firstname.lastname@example.org. Thank you, and have a nice day.
The Guy Who Hasn’t Been Writing And Feels Very Bad About It
P.S. Thanks to everyone who has liked my letters!
“Um yeah I’ll have a double tall, nonfat, half caff, soy, upside down vanilla latte, extra hot, hold the vanilla with no foam” Really? Really? What the hell does that even mean? You’re lucky that the barista was nice about it because if it were me, you’d be getting black coffee with a complementary sneeze muffin on the side. The barista probably didn’t even make it right. But how would you even know? Yeah, think about that. You think you’re enjoying a low caffeine, nonfat latte but guess what? It’s fully caffeinated. And they used 2% milk. So the next time you order that along with a sugar-free puppachino for your tiny dog that you cruelly carry around in your purse/prison just remember, your a d-bag and the barista probably spit in your drink.
The Guy Who Got Stuck Waiting For A Half Hour While The Barista Tried To Figure Out What The Hell You Just Ordered